Madison climbed up to standing position for the first time today. She’s growing up way too fast! She also laughs WITH me now. She had a piece of cucumber hanging out of her mouth today and tried to blow raspberries but it shot out of her mouth. She looked up at me and we both started laughing. She is the cutest thing ever, I genuinely feel sorry for anyone who isn’t a part of her life.
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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<body><p>madison and i had the best afternoon while brendan has been asleep. we didnt really do anything we wouldnt normally do but we had a lot of cute moments like sharing an avacado wrap while she sat on my nap snuggling. she chased me all the way to the kitchen yelling ‘mama’ and for the first time ever, she did a proper crawl! so proud! where did my teeny baby go?!
I think Brendan is starting to get jealous that Madison is only saying “mum”/”mama” and not “dad”. She’s only said it twice so far where she rambles my name all day long.
<body><p>i need a sleep so bad but brendan is in the bedroom and theres a giant spider under the couch and every time i lay on it i picture a big fuck off gray tarantula crawling on me and munching on my face. im fucking terrified of spiders, man.
<body><p>when date night gets taken over by brendans friends. i think its gonna be one of those sayimgoingtothebathroombutactuallygohome nights.
